groot is gone,…

…long lives groot. i went through a whole year of IM, and here is a sample of the sample of the best ones :

[11:48] Alexander Groothaert: if you were gonna get stranded on an island, and you had to choose one person to get stranded with, but it had to be a person of the same sex, who would it be?
[11:49] NicknameNoGood: bin laden
[11:49] Alexander Groothaert: interesting
[11:49] NicknameNoGood: so the world would be safe =P
[11:50] Alexander Groothaert: hahahahaha
[11:50] Alexander Groothaert: i said mcgyver
[11:50] Alexander Groothaert: or wilson from cast away
[11:50] NicknameNoGood: the holder of the long distance swimming world record… duh
[11:51] Alexander Groothaert: good thinking…
[11:51] NicknameNoGood: or Bush, coz fbi & co would start looking for him
[11:51] Alexander Groothaert: wow, you’re good at this
[11:51] Alexander Groothaert: haha
[11:55] NicknameNoGood: yeah… the problem with mcgyver and wilson is they are not real, coz then i would take superman
[11:57] Alexander Groothaert: hmm, good point
[11:57] NicknameNoGood: hehe
[11:57] Alexander Groothaert: i would still take mcgyver over superman
[11:58] Alexander Groothaert: and for the record
[11:58] Alexander Groothaert: wilson is real
[11:58] Alexander Groothaert: you can purchase him at any sporting goods store
[11:58] NicknameNoGood: ok ok
[11:58] NicknameNoGood: any = in US
[11:59] Alexander Groothaert: alright dude, stop being so fucknig complicated
[11:59] Alexander Groothaert: haha
[11:59] NicknameNoGood: dammit groot, stop touching everything
[11:59] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha
[11:59] Alexander Groothaert: i told him my story of the handlebar and my finger
[12:00] Alexander Groothaert: answer: “im not surprised”
[12:00] NicknameNoGood: true

[18:09] Alexander Groothaert: i think i have to take jan to the hospital…
[18:09] NicknameNoGood: what has he done?!?
[18:09] Alexander Groothaert: i dont know, he’s not moving
[18:10] Alexander Groothaert: but he’s laughing now
[18:10] NicknameNoGood: wtf
[18:10] Alexander Groothaert: thats a good sign
[18:10] Alexander Groothaert: haha, i should help him instead of talking on IM
[18:10] Alexander Groothaert: hahahahahahahaha
[18:10] NicknameNoGood: yeah… prolly

[22:08] NicknameNoGood: ever listened to the cd ‘short music for short people’ ?
[22:09] Alexander Groothaert: hehe, nope
[22:09] Alexander Groothaert: but i sound like the target market

…and the rest