Hi, I’m Manu, a biking web developer. I’ve been writing on here since June 2002 about a bunch of different topics. My favorite posts are tagged with ✪.

Why “plothole.net”? As defined on wikipedia,

a plot hole, plothole or plot error is a gap or inconsistency in a storyline that goes against the flow of logic established by the story’s plot. Such inconsistencies include such things as illogical or impossible events, and statements or events that contradict earlier events in the storyline.

This definition suits my life pretty well.

Thanks for reading!

I've Got An Ape Drape

avec le phénomène tecktonik, le “mullet” (re)devient à la mode. Franchement, je préférais encore la mode yo-casquette-lacoste dans le genre ça-me-fait-quicher.

quoi de plus approprié que ce splendide morceau des Vandals, le groupe de “punk” le plus comique (je t’invite à pomper d’autres de leurs titres, y a des perles!) : I’ve Got An Ape Drape

Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don’t give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it’s really really bad

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

Go ahead and buzz it ‘round the ears
I’ve been growin’ that one braid back there for years
I’ve had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it’s really really, even if it’s really really bad

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

Make it short in front and long in back!

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

If the top’s not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don’t you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

I’ve got a Norco Neck, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Norco and get one too
And then you’ll have a Norco Neck like I do

I’ve got Hockey Hair, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Canada and get one too
And then you’ll have Hockey Hair like I do

I’ve got Achy Breaky Hair, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Nashville and get one too
And then you’ll have Achy Breaky Hair like I do

I’ve got a Mullet, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Hoboken and get one too
And then you’ll have a Mullet like I do

I’ve got Forbidden Hair, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Europe and get one too
And then you’ll have Forbidden Hair like I do

I’ve got a Shlong, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Florida and get one too
And then you’ll have a Shlong like I do