Hi, I’m Manu.

I used to have a blog a couple of years ago. I have to admit that I missed it a little, so I decided to go back at it in 2014. I write about a bunch of different topics.

Why “plothole.net”? As defined on wikipedia,

a plot hole, or plothole is a gap or inconsistency in a storyline that goes against the flow of logic established by the story’s plot, or constitutes a blatant omission of relevant information regarding the plot, sometimes even contradicting itself. These include such things as unlikely behaviour or actions of characters, illogical or impossible events, events happening for no apparent reason, or, statements or events that contradict earlier events in the storyline.

This definition suits my life pretty well.

Here are a couple of links if you want to know more about me:

And last but not least, here is my resume.

Thanks for reading.

N.B. this site has been tested on the most recent versions of Safari and Chrome on Mac OS X, as well as Safari on iOS. If something seems broken on one of those browsers, shoot me an email. If you’re using another browser, I’m sorry. I don’t find fixing browser quirks very interesting, I do enough of it professionnally.

I've Got An Ape Drape

avec le phénomène tecktonik, le “mullet” (re)devient à la mode. Franchement, je préférais encore la mode yo-casquette-lacoste dans le genre ça-me-fait-quicher.

quoi de plus approprié que ce splendide morceau des Vandals, le groupe de “punk” le plus comique (je t’invite à pomper d’autres de leurs titres, y a des perles!) : I’ve Got An Ape Drape

Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don’t give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it’s really really bad

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

Go ahead and buzz it ‘round the ears
I’ve been growin’ that one braid back there for years
I’ve had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it’s really really, even if it’s really really bad

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

Make it short in front and long in back!

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

If the top’s not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don’t you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

I’ve got a Norco Neck, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Norco and get one too
And then you’ll have a Norco Neck like I do

I’ve got Hockey Hair, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Canada and get one too
And then you’ll have Hockey Hair like I do

I’ve got Achy Breaky Hair, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Nashville and get one too
And then you’ll have Achy Breaky Hair like I do

I’ve got a Mullet, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Hoboken and get one too
And then you’ll have a Mullet like I do

I’ve got Forbidden Hair, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Europe and get one too
And then you’ll have Forbidden Hair like I do

I’ve got a Shlong, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Florida and get one too
And then you’ll have a Shlong like I do