I've Got An Ape Drape

avec le phénomène tecktonik, le “mullet” (re)devient à la mode. Franchement, je préférais encore la mode yo-casquette-lacoste dans le genre ça-me-fait-quicher.

quoi de plus approprié que ce splendide morceau des Vandals, le groupe de “punk” le plus comique (je t’invite à pomper d’autres de leurs titres, y a des perles!) : I’ve Got An Ape Drape

Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don’t give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it’s really really bad

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

Go ahead and buzz it ‘round the ears
I’ve been growin’ that one braid back there for years
I’ve had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it’s really really, even if it’s really really bad

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

Make it short in front and long in back!

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

If the top’s not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don’t you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.

I’ve got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do

I’ve got a Norco Neck, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Norco and get one too
And then you’ll have a Norco Neck like I do

I’ve got Hockey Hair, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Canada and get one too
And then you’ll have Hockey Hair like I do

I’ve got Achy Breaky Hair, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Nashville and get one too
And then you’ll have Achy Breaky Hair like I do

I’ve got a Mullet, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Hoboken and get one too
And then you’ll have a Mullet like I do

I’ve got Forbidden Hair, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Europe and get one too
And then you’ll have Forbidden Hair like I do

I’ve got a Shlong, yes I do
They’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Florida and get one too
And then you’ll have a Shlong like I do