[22:33] NicknameNoGood: nerd nerd! gets home and sits at his computer! [22:35] Alex G: .... i probably just typed up three or four good comebacks... but realized that they all sucked [22:36] Alex G: so uh, yea, a damn proud nerd [22:37] NicknameNoGood: LOL [22:37] NicknameNoGood: i know i shouldnt be the one talking [22:38] Alex G: hahaha, that was one of my comebacks actually [22:38] NicknameNoGood: too classic [22:38] Alex G: helas oui [22:38] NicknameNoGood: not original enough for a groothaert [22:38] Alex G: hahahahahaha, riiiight [22:39] NicknameNoGood: ................and i was like.....whatever! [22:40] Alex G: and up comes zaffa and im like "yo zaffa whats up" and he's like "nutin'" ...dats kewl... [16:18] NicknameNoGood: i'm reading the slides of a class and it has some funny concepts in it : [16:18] NicknameNoGood: ultrasonic friction display [16:19] Alex G: ??? [16:19] Alex G: haha [16:19] NicknameNoGood: small vibrotactile stimulator [16:20] Alex G: hehehehehehe [16:20] Alex G: oh man, thats great [16:20] NicknameNoGood: yup [16:20] Alex G: do these slides have pictures of the 'small vibrotactile stimulator'? [16:20] Alex G: haha [16:21] NicknameNoGood: yes.... but it's disappointing [16:21] Alex G: damn... [16:21] NicknameNoGood: it's basically a glove that simulates touch of liquids [23:13] NicknameNoGood: yay... first encounter with my neighbor from upstairs [23:13] NicknameNoGood: my music was too loud =P [23:14] Alex G: hahahahahahahahaha, oh man, what a ball licker, was it a girl or a guy? [13:22] NicknameNoGood: u could borrow my brakeless bmx..... [13:22] Alex G: hehe, sounds dangerous... [13:22] NicknameNoGood: erm... it is [13:22] Alex G: haha [13:23] Alex G: its ok, at that camp i work at im always assigned the brakeless golfcart [13:23] Alex G: now THATS scary [13:24] NicknameNoGood: lol [13:24] Alex G: makes you appreciate the effort the flintstones made while driving their dino cars [13:27] NicknameNoGood: re-lol [15:44] NicknameNoGood: how much ram do u have ? [15:45] Alex G: dude, you're asking the wrong person about his ram.... [15:45] Alex G: uh, 256?? [15:45] NicknameNoGood: ok [15:45] NicknameNoGood: then i should get a lil more [15:45] Alex G: yea [15:45] Alex G: do that [15:46] NicknameNoGood: u sound like "whatever!" [15:46] Alex G: my g4 at home has about 5-hundred-something, and that one runs fine [15:46] NicknameNoGood: well it's a G4 too [15:47] Alex G: true [15:47] Alex G: get the funky light-up keyboard too, tahts cool! [15:49] Alex G: woah, i just got an m&m that was hollow! [15:49] NicknameNoGood: how cool is that! [15:50] Alex G: you're not being sarcastic are you? [15:50] NicknameNoGood: nooooooooooooo [15:51] Alex G: yea, well dont come crying to me the day that YOU find a hollow m&m [15:52] NicknameNoGood: i promise i won't [16:20] NicknameNoGood: do u think they're gonna get him this time ? [16:20] Alex G: i dunno [16:20] Alex G: dont think so [16:20] Alex G: haha [16:20] NicknameNoGood: i think they won't find him, and move on to the next guy [16:21] Alex G: that seems to be a trend [16:21] NicknameNoGood: bin laden, hussein, and then... the north korean guy [16:21] Alex G: woah, yea, that guys is funky looking [16:21] NicknameNoGood: but he loves american movies [16:21] Alex G: i dont think so though [16:21] Alex G: cnn would have too hard a time pronouncing his name [16:21] Alex G: not to mention bush, hahaha [16:23] NicknameNoGood: lol [16:23] NicknameNoGood: what's his name again? [16:26] Alex G: i think its something like kim jong lee [16:26] Alex G: nope [16:26] Alex G: definitely not that [16:27] Alex G: sum ting wong [16:27] Alex G: it is kim jong [16:28] NicknameNoGood: it's something with kim [16:28] Alex G: kim jong il [22:40] Alex G: i think im going to die [22:41] NicknameNoGood: is it that bad ? [22:41] Alex G: eh, at least i dont have to go to school [22:41] Alex G: you can have my cd player [22:45] NicknameNoGood: ? [22:47] Alex G: haha, nevermind.... i give up cracking jokes today, i feel like chandler from friends.... [22:47] NicknameNoGood: haha i got it [22:48] Alex G: ......... [22:48] NicknameNoGood: lol.... a cd player..thx........... i know what i'm worth now [22:48] Alex G: hahahahaha [22:49] NicknameNoGood: i was hoping to get the iBook, or your car [22:49] Alex G: dont worry, if i were really dying im sure id find something good for ya old buddy old pal, hahahaha [22:49] NicknameNoGood: dunno... [22:49] NicknameNoGood: dork [22:49] Alex G: no laughing.... hurts... [22:50] NicknameNoGood: HA ! [21:10] Alex G: im bored [21:10] Alex G: whats there to do [21:10] NicknameNoGood: lol [21:10] NicknameNoGood: play metroid..... [21:10] Alex G: lets have thumbwars [21:11] NicknameNoGood: yay [21:11] Alex G: round 1, me vs jorge, you vs. guillaume [21:11] Alex G: starting in 3 minuts [21:11] Alex G: minutes [21:12] NicknameNoGood: jorge is in geneva [21:12] NicknameNoGood: and guillaume is upstairs [21:12] Alex G: automatic win for me [21:13] Alex G: damit [21:13] Alex G: automatic win for you too [21:13] Alex G: ok.. back to vegetating... [21:13] Alex G: @#$%!~!!!! [21:14] NicknameNoGood: [21:14] Alex G: HAHAHAHAAHA, this animaux show was filmed in phukit [21:14] NicknameNoGood: huh? [21:14] Alex G: PHUKIT [21:14] Alex G: get it, PHUK IT [21:14] NicknameNoGood: where the hell is that ?? [21:14] Alex G: hahaha [21:14] NicknameNoGood: r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d [21:15] Alex G: no man, its funny, a place called FUCK IT [21:15] Alex G: thailand [21:15] NicknameNoGood: thailand is known for fucking [18:57] NicknameNoGood: do u have a basketball ball ? [18:57] NicknameNoGood: ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball [18:58] Alex G: nope [18:58] Alex G: not here [18:58] NicknameNoGood: sad [18:58] NicknameNoGood: a frisbee ? [18:58] Alex G: w [18:58] Alex G: h [18:58] Alex G: y [18:59] Alex G: frisbee, i think i have one, hold on [19:00] Alex G: grrrr..... megan took my frisbee...... [19:00] Alex G: no frisbee, sorry [19:00] Alex G: i can get one easily though [19:08] Alex G: dude, i pulled the biggest bonehead move today! [19:09] Alex G: i went to return this movie at the movie rental place [19:09] Alex G: and i get there, and forgot to put the dvd back into the box [19:09] Alex G: .... [19:09] NicknameNoGood: bonehead move ....lol... never heard that [19:09] Alex G: i got a cool face from the lady [19:09] Alex G: hahaha [19:09] NicknameNoGood: lol [19:09] Alex G: why do you need a frisbee? [19:09] Alex G: or a basketball ball [19:09] Alex G: haha [19:11] NicknameNoGood: to play frisbee (with the frisbee) and to play basketball (with the ball) [19:11] NicknameNoGood: i thought this would be obvious... [19:11] Alex G: duh... [19:11] NicknameNoGood: sigh [19:11] Alex G: basketball sucks [19:11] Alex G: frisbee is cool [19:11] NicknameNoGood: soccer sucks [19:11] Alex G: soccer semi-sucks [19:11] Alex G: basketball really sucks [19:12] NicknameNoGood: totally sucks [19:12] Alex G: frisbee is cool [19:12] NicknameNoGood: yeah.. but kinda hard [19:12] Alex G: thats what i think of basketball [19:12] Alex G: hehe [15:46] Alex G: 20 video? [15:46] NicknameNoGood: huh? [15:46] Alex G: sorry, your camera can do 20 seconds of video? [15:47] Alex G: and atari sells like a real digital cam thing for 40 bucks? [15:47] Alex G: hehe, can you play PONG on it? [15:47] NicknameNoGood: no the atari thing isnt a camera [15:47] Alex G: what is it? [15:47] NicknameNoGood: (there was a topic change somewhere in between) [15:48] Alex G: yea, confusing... [18:26] Alex G: need anything from the 'super' market? [18:26] Alex G: 5 [18:26] Alex G: 4 [18:26] Alex G: 3 [18:26] Alex G: 2 [18:26] Alex G: 1 [18:26] Alex G: .... [18:26] Alex G: too late [18:26] Alex G: seeee yaaa [18:27] NicknameNoGood: u really left me a chance there.... Session Start (AIM - nicknamenogood:Alex G): Wed Apr 02 19:57:47 2003 [19:57] Alex G: there is nothing more satisfying than new batteries in your remote control.... aaahhhhh..... [19:58] NicknameNoGood: there is something more satisfying [19:59] Alex G: ...hehehe.... [19:59] Alex G: i know what that is... [20:00] Alex G: ....TAKING OFF YOUR BOOTS AFTER SKIING [20:01] NicknameNoGood: lol... exactly [20:25] Alex G: knee surgery? [20:26] Alex G: hospitals are funny [20:26] Alex G: hehe [20:26] Alex G: so are cows [20:28] NicknameNoGood: ?!? [20:28] Alex G: moooooooooooo [20:28] Alex G: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA [20:28] NicknameNoGood: funny haha [20:30] Alex G: sorry, i was having a dumb moment with a friend online [00:25] Alex G: hmm... dont think there is a word for it [00:25] Alex G: i just checked the dictionnary [00:25] Alex G: nothing... [00:25] NicknameNoGood: coz your dictionnary sux [00:25] Alex G: you suck [00:25] NicknameNoGood: no. u suck [00:25] Alex G: you suck times infinity [00:25] Alex G: oooooooo [00:25] Alex G: i win [00:26] NicknameNoGood: u suck power infinity [00:26] NicknameNoGood: that's technically more [00:26] NicknameNoGood: mucho mucho mas [00:26] Alex G: hahaha [18:34] Alex G: I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit" ... As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. [17:05] NicknameNoGood: u eating here? [17:05] Alex G: kewl [17:06] Alex G: yep [17:06] Alex G: wanna do somethin'? [17:07] NicknameNoGood: dunno [17:09] Alex G: booooring [17:09] NicknameNoGood: i know...................................... [17:10] Alex G: we can make pizzas [17:10] NicknameNoGood: customized prebaked ones, or fully customized ? [17:12] NicknameNoGood: alright i'll make pizzas!!!!!!!! [17:12] NicknameNoGood: away to migros [17:12] Alex G: fully customized man [15:36] NicknameNoGood: no... press left button , then right one too [15:37] NicknameNoGood: and let go [15:37] Alex G: i have a mac [15:37] NicknameNoGood: haha =P [15:37] NicknameNoGood: mac also have right/left clicks [15:37] NicknameNoGood: i think it's ctrl-click [15:38] Alex G: WOAH [15:38] NicknameNoGood: but you're the mac user not me [15:38] NicknameNoGood: shut up [15:38] Alex G: no im serious [15:38] Alex G: thats cool [15:38] Alex G: i didnt knwo that [15:38] Alex G: haha [15:38] NicknameNoGood: oh [15:38] NicknameNoGood: my [15:38] NicknameNoGood: god [15:38] Alex G: shuttup [15:38] NicknameNoGood: [15:39] Alex G: lets go play frisbee [18:56] Alex G: how's the presentation goin'? [18:59] NicknameNoGood: slides are done.. .more or less [18:59] NicknameNoGood: i'll have to rehearse.... haha [19:01] Alex G: rad, haha, thats my new favorite word [19:02] NicknameNoGood: mmpfff [22:08] Alex G: is piglet a dude or a chick? [22:08] NicknameNoGood: lol... [22:08] NicknameNoGood: i'd say a dude [22:08] NicknameNoGood: gay maybe [22:08] Alex G: yes, very [22:09] Alex G: HIM, haha, tigger just said HIM to refer to piglet [22:10] NicknameNoGood: see [00:37] NicknameNoGood: i suck so bad at self disciplin [00:37] Alex G: haha, join the club [00:37] Alex G: you just started playing didnt you? [00:38] NicknameNoGood: when? [00:38] Alex G: when what? [00:38] NicknameNoGood: when did i just start play? [00:40] Alex G: im asking, did you just start playing zelda? [00:40] Alex G: im confused [21:30] Alex G: you know what drives me nuts, when i have a box of cereal and no milk to go along with it [21:31] NicknameNoGood: i have milk [21:31] NicknameNoGood: you know what i like to do ? [21:31] NicknameNoGood: cut the nail of my little toe [21:31] NicknameNoGood: ..... [21:32] Alex G: hahahahaha [21:36] Alex G: i like brushing my teeth in the shower [21:36] NicknameNoGood: lol.. .. never did that [21:37] Alex G: oh man! best thing, haha, i was washing my bag in the shower with my dishwashing soap, and i left it in there, and the other day instead of taking normal soap, i picked up the dishwashing soap, haha, that was wierd [21:37] NicknameNoGood: i could cut my nail in the shower [21:37] Alex G: yea! [21:37] NicknameNoGood: LOL [21:37] NicknameNoGood: worst thing [21:37] NicknameNoGood: getting the soap off with COLD water [21:39] Alex G: haha, yea, well cold water showers suck in general [21:40] NicknameNoGood: no [21:40] NicknameNoGood: the soap's really the problem [21:40] NicknameNoGood: cold showers are kinda relaxing [21:40] Alex G: yea, when its hot, thats true [21:40] Alex G: i dont see the soap problem though? [21:43] NicknameNoGood: ok... simple... take a cold shower [21:43] NicknameNoGood: and u'll see [21:44] Alex G: ....ok.... im gonna try [22:56] Alex G: ok ok, the BOOBIES scene is coming up, hahahaha [22:56] NicknameNoGood: ok [22:57] Alex G: naked chick with gun.... raaahhh [11:14] NicknameNoGood: what's up dude [11:14] Alexander Groothaert: yo dood [11:14] Alexander Groothaert: haha, how ya doin [11:15] NicknameNoGood: last nite was baaaaaad [11:15] NicknameNoGood: lol [11:15] Alexander Groothaert: haha, what happened to you man?? [11:15] Alexander Groothaert: yea [11:15] Alexander Groothaert: dude, i think i woke up in many many different places [11:15] Alexander Groothaert: replace 'places' with 'floors' [11:16] NicknameNoGood: remember when i left for toilet? [11:16] NicknameNoGood: well i spent the rest of the time there [11:16] Alexander Groothaert: yea, i looked for you like crazy after that [11:17] NicknameNoGood: after a while, like 2 hours or so..., some guys got me outta there [11:17] Alexander Groothaert: oh shit [11:17] NicknameNoGood: and somehow i managed to find my way home [11:17] Alexander Groothaert: shit dude, i even looked for you in the bathroom, haha [11:18] Alexander Groothaert: haha, yea, it took me 45 minutes to walk back home [11:18] NicknameNoGood: lol [11:18] NicknameNoGood: nono it took me 10 mins i guess [11:18] NicknameNoGood: i was fully concentrated [11:18] Alexander Groothaert: so i got to your apartment and knocked on your shutters, cuz my keys were in your apart [11:18] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [11:18] NicknameNoGood: thinking "walk straight" [11:19] NicknameNoGood: u knocked on my shutters? [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: luckily louis was there, so i just went upstairs, slept on his floor for a while, until jorge arrived and brought me down, somehow... [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: yep, you werent there yet [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: i went home kinda early [11:19] NicknameNoGood: that's why it's bent [11:19] NicknameNoGood: !! [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: then i think someone took off my pants [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: no, that was louis [11:19] NicknameNoGood: lol [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: .he banged hard [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: that sounds wrong [11:19] NicknameNoGood: yes it does [11:20] Alexander Groothaert: well im glad you're alive [11:20] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [11:20] NicknameNoGood: me too [11:20] Alexander Groothaert: yea, so i definitely got confused when i woke up in your living room this morning [11:20] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [11:21] NicknameNoGood: on a scale from 0 to 10, how drunk were ya? [11:21] Alexander Groothaert: pretty fucken drunk... id say that was 10 [11:21] Alexander Groothaert: you? [11:22] Alexander Groothaert: (11) [11:23] NicknameNoGood: 10 definitely [11:24] NicknameNoGood: it's funny though, i never get hangovers [11:24] Alexander Groothaert: yea, i feel fine [11:24] Alexander Groothaert: normal [11:24] NicknameNoGood: either i'm not drunk enough, or i vomit everything [11:25] Alexander Groothaert: haha, i dont know what i do... i think i just piss it all out [11:25] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [22:54] NicknameNoGood: but even mr boring could have the rite to have a nicknam [22:55] Alexander Groothaert: yes, yes, you're damn right, and we should stand up for all those mr. borings up there, and find them all nicknames [22:55] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [22:56] NicknameNoGood: alrite, shut up [22:56] Alexander Groothaert: you started [22:58] NicknameNoGood: nooo u did [22:59] Alexander Groothaert: we're not starting this... [22:59] NicknameNoGood: yes we are [22:59] Alexander Groothaert: grrrrr.... [22:59] Alexander Groothaert: im too good to fall for that [22:59] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [22:59] Alexander Groothaert: "no you're not" [22:59] NicknameNoGood: duh [23:00] NicknameNoGood: makes me think of that episode of the simpsons where [put random sentence here] [23:00] Alexander Groothaert: hahahaha [23:00] NicknameNoGood: u just gave me an idea [23:01] Alexander Groothaert: good [23:01] Alexander Groothaert: whats the idea? [23:01] NicknameNoGood: i could write an alex-bot who says "oh dude, that makes me think of that episode......" [23:01] NicknameNoGood: with random phrases [23:01] NicknameNoGood: wouldn't it be nice [23:01] NicknameNoGood: (beach boys) [23:02] Alexander Groothaert: hahahahaha [23:02] Alexander Groothaert: dude, i was thinking the same thing [23:02] Alexander Groothaert: haha, the song. [23:02] Alexander Groothaert: hahahahaha [23:02] NicknameNoGood: lol [23:42] Alexander Groothaert: ok so i definitely just used dishwashing soap instead of shampoo in my hair.... i need to pay more attention when im in the shower [23:42] NicknameNoGood: isnt it the 2nd time ? [23:43] Alexander Groothaert: yea [23:43] Alexander Groothaert: i need to stop washing things in the shower [23:43] NicknameNoGood: haha.. that's why u werent able to do the dishwashing yesterday [23:43] NicknameNoGood: u r used to do it in the shower! [23:44] Alexander Groothaert: haha, no dude, but that is a good idea, that would save lots of time, if i had breakfast and then i just took my plates into the shower with me!... woah [23:48] NicknameNoGood: lol [21:19] Alexander Groothaert: eh, words never come to you when you need them to [21:19] NicknameNoGood: yup [21:19] NicknameNoGood: especially in front of chix [21:19] Alexander Groothaert: kinda like girls [21:19] Alexander Groothaert: haha [21:19] Alexander Groothaert: yes. [21:20] Alexander Groothaert: in that case, in MY case, its the wrong words [21:20] NicknameNoGood: lol [21:20] Alexander Groothaert: whenever you have a girl you're happy with, all of a sudden there are a million other opportunities [21:20] NicknameNoGood: in my case, it's silence [21:20] Alexander Groothaert: and then whenever you're in a dry spell, well, its just a long long dry spell [21:20] Alexander Groothaert: haha [21:20] NicknameNoGood: so fucking true dude [21:34] Alexander Groothaert: aw fuck, i just ran into my wall somehow.... [21:34] NicknameNoGood: lol [21:34] NicknameNoGood: "i swear it wasnt there before" [21:35] Alexander Groothaert: i missed the door frame..... [21:35] Alexander Groothaert: i was looking backwards [21:35] Alexander Groothaert: ..duh... [21:41] Alexander Groothaert: lets go stand in front of a gym and eat ice cream while people run on treadmills [21:41] NicknameNoGood: lol [21:41] NicknameNoGood: i was doing this at cmu [21:41] NicknameNoGood: i felt smart [21:41] Alexander Groothaert: hahahaha, you serious?! [21:41] Alexander Groothaert: oh man [21:42] NicknameNoGood: yup [21:42] Alexander Groothaert: thats awesome [19:36] Alexander Groothaert: dude, i had a fucked up dream last night! [19:36] NicknameNoGood: me too.... i was fucking a girl [19:36] Alexander Groothaert: ok dammit, everyone had one of those dreams, not i [19:37] Alexander Groothaert: i was playing frisbee with you guys [19:37] Alexander Groothaert: and then it went over the fence [19:37] Alexander Groothaert: so i went to get it [19:37] Alexander Groothaert: but instead of being water in that wierd drain off [19:37] Alexander Groothaert: there was acid [19:37] Alexander Groothaert: and i just started burning [20:34] NicknameNoGood: r u kidding?? u've never dreamt about having sex with a girl? [20:34] Alexander Groothaert: of course i have, but not last night [20:37] NicknameNoGood: ah.... [11:48] Alexander Groothaert: if you were gonna get stranded on an island, and you had to choose one person to get stranded with, but it had to be a person of the same sex, who would it be? [11:49] NicknameNoGood: bin laden [11:49] Alexander Groothaert: interesting [11:49] NicknameNoGood: so the world would be safe =P [11:50] Alexander Groothaert: hahahahaha [11:50] Alexander Groothaert: i said mcgyver [11:50] Alexander Groothaert: or wilson from cast away [11:50] NicknameNoGood: the holder of the long distance swimming world record... duh [11:51] Alexander Groothaert: good thinking... [11:51] NicknameNoGood: or Bush, coz fbi & co would start looking for him [11:51] Alexander Groothaert: wow, you're good at this [11:51] Alexander Groothaert: haha [11:55] NicknameNoGood: yeah...the problem with mcgyver and wilson is they are not real, coz then i would take superman [11:57] Alexander Groothaert: hmm, good point [11:57] NicknameNoGood: hehe [11:57] Alexander Groothaert: i would still take mcgyver over superman [11:58] Alexander Groothaert: and for the record [11:58] Alexander Groothaert: wilson is real [11:58] Alexander Groothaert: you can purchase him at any sporting goods store [11:58] NicknameNoGood: ok ok [11:58] NicknameNoGood: any = in US [11:59] Alexander Groothaert: alright dude, stop being so fucknig complicated [11:59] Alexander Groothaert: haha [11:59] NicknameNoGood: dammit groot, stop touching everything [11:59] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [11:59] Alexander Groothaert: i told him my story of the handlebar and my finger [12:00] Alexander Groothaert: answer: "im not surprised" [12:00] NicknameNoGood: true [11:08] NicknameNoGood: feel like hitting mcdo around 1pm ? [11:09] NicknameNoGood: to support globalization and the killing of innocent animals [11:11] Alexander Groothaert: yea dude [11:11] Alexander Groothaert: haha [11:11] Alexander Groothaert: i was thinking the same thing [11:11] Alexander Groothaert: not the globalization part [11:11] Alexander Groothaert: but the fooding part [11:12] NicknameNoGood: =) [16:51] Alexander Groothaert: arghh!!! here comes the shitty part of the day before the good end part of the day!!! ...bring it on! [11:11] NicknameNoGood: what a great day for science! [11:11] NicknameNoGood: sorta [11:12] Alexander Groothaert: oooohhhh, what does THAT do?! [11:12] NicknameNoGood: nooo alex don't press that button [11:12] NicknameNoGood: (stop touching everything, alex) [11:12] Alexander Groothaert: hahahaha [11:13] NicknameNoGood: i think dexter's character fits better to guillaume [11:14] Alexander Groothaert: definitely [14:56] Alexander Groothaert: can you put your socks on with only one hand? [14:57] NicknameNoGood: dunno... probably [14:57] NicknameNoGood: i can shower with one hand [14:57] NicknameNoGood: but that sux [14:58] Alexander Groothaert: i can shower with no hands, but then im not really clean [14:58] Alexander Groothaert: haha [14:58] NicknameNoGood: duh [18:09] Alexander Groothaert: i think i have to take jan to the hospital... [18:09] NicknameNoGood: what has he done?!? [18:09] Alexander Groothaert: i dont know, he's not moving [18:10] Alexander Groothaert: but he's laughing now [18:10] NicknameNoGood: wtf [18:10] Alexander Groothaert: thats a good sign [18:10] Alexander Groothaert: haha, i should help him instead of talking on IM [18:10] Alexander Groothaert: hahahahahahahaha [18:10] NicknameNoGood: yeah... prolly [23:36] Alexander Groothaert: haha, its not my fault jan decided to injure himself, but man, the trip to the hospital was all worth it, haha [23:36] Alexander Groothaert: its a GOLDMINE [23:37] NicknameNoGood: whatever dude... [23:38] NicknameNoGood: a goldmine is worth nothing if u cant dig [23:38] Alexander Groothaert: thats why i have a plan [23:38] NicknameNoGood: (crapy metaphor) [23:38] Alexander Groothaert: wait a second [23:39] Alexander Groothaert: are you telling me i cant dig that mine??? [23:39] Alexander Groothaert: fuck you [23:39] Alexander Groothaert: haha [23:39] NicknameNoGood: =) [22:08] NicknameNoGood: ever listened to the cd 'short music for short people' ? [22:09] Alexander Groothaert: hehe, nope [22:09] Alexander Groothaert: but i sound like the target market [23:17] NicknameNoGood: kewl [23:18] Alexander Groothaert: argh, lets go do something [23:21] NicknameNoGood: let's find girlfriends [23:22] NicknameNoGood: (that was dumb) [23:22] Alexander Groothaert: im up for that [23:22] Alexander Groothaert: haha [23:22] Alexander Groothaert: yea, funny thing is, i was thinking of saying the same thing, but said, nah, that would be dumb [23:22] Alexander Groothaert: haha [23:22] NicknameNoGood: bitch [16:26] NicknameNoGood: tell me when you're willing to go [16:26] Alexander Groothaert: kewl, just a minute [16:44] Alexander Groothaert: aight, lets glo [16:45] NicknameNoGood: let's glow [14:44] NicknameNoGood: i'm fed up of all these couples holding each other passing by at my window [14:44] NicknameNoGood: fucking pricks [14:48] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha, i was thinking the same about the couples that i see walk out on their balconies, and you KNOW what they were just doing [14:49] NicknameNoGood: where do u see that? [14:52] Alexander Groothaert: cuz im out studying on my balcony, and i see the people on the other balconies, like in the other studios, first you see the guy walk out, then the girl comes out right behind him and hugs him, and she's wearing a pair of his boxer shorts [14:52] NicknameNoGood: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH [14:53] Alexander Groothaert: yes, ditto [18:01] NicknameNoGood: my harddrive is dying [18:01] Alexander Groothaert: thats not good [18:01] NicknameNoGood: i know [18:02] Alexander Groothaert: how does a hard drive die? [18:03] NicknameNoGood: it makes unusual sounds [18:03] NicknameNoGood: like tell...........my.............wife......................i...........l......ove...............her.......ugh. [18:13] Alexander Groothaert: hahahaha [18:13] Alexander Groothaert: the... treasure.. is ....... burriiieedd...... und...er... the...... arrrghhh... [18:49] Alexander Groothaert: sweeet, haha [18:49] Alexander Groothaert: reminds me of my old old cassette player that i had as a kid [18:49] Alexander Groothaert: it was this huge beige block [18:49] Alexander Groothaert: 80's style, hardcore [18:50] Alexander Groothaert: haha [18:50] NicknameNoGood: lol [18:50] Alexander Groothaert: but it was undestructible [18:50] NicknameNoGood: my sister had an un-destroyable fisher price recorder [18:50] NicknameNoGood: oops.. undestructilbe is the word [18:50] Alexander Groothaert: yea! yea! [18:50] Alexander Groothaert: it was that one! [18:50] NicknameNoGood: LOL [18:50] Alexander Groothaert: fisher price! [18:50] Alexander Groothaert: hahahaha [18:50] Alexander Groothaert: exactly! [18:50] NicknameNoGood: LOL [18:50] NicknameNoGood: soo cooool [18:50] Alexander Groothaert: oh man, thats great [18:23] Alexander Groothaert: i'm moving to an island and starting my own country. i've drafted a preliminary constitution. would you like to suggest any laws? oh yea, and im naming you my vice-ruler of the country. [18:33] NicknameNoGood: we can make elections like in irak to be elected with 100% [18:40] NicknameNoGood: found a national anthem? [18:40] Alexander Groothaert: consider it ratified, its amendment 21 to our constitution [18:40] Alexander Groothaert: no, i was gonna ask you for that too [18:41] NicknameNoGood: hmm.. i'll think about it [18:41] NicknameNoGood: what about "murder the government" by nofx ? [18:41] Alexander Groothaert: kewl, you're a good vice ruler [18:41] Alexander Groothaert: uh, we ARE the government [18:41] Alexander Groothaert: it might give people bad ideas [18:41] Alexander Groothaert: and then they would go to prison [18:41] Alexander Groothaert: where they have to watch the jerry springer show and listen to j-lo all day [18:44] NicknameNoGood: argh [12:51] Alexander Groothaert: your phone number is really easy: 420 = police code for a narcotics violation, then 0482, which can be broken down by just remembering the zero and then moving on to the 4, multiplying it by 2 = 8 then dividing that by 4, which equals 2, so you really only have to remember the number 4, 2, 0, and 8, really easy.... [17:16] NicknameNoGood: i got my iPod =) [17:16] Alexander Groothaert: woohoo! [17:17] Alexander Groothaert: which one did you get? [17:17] NicknameNoGood: the one i ordered! [17:41] Alexander Groothaert: i love bank of america, especially when they accidentally set my card limit to 25 USD per day and i cant get any money [17:41] NicknameNoGood: lol [17:42] NicknameNoGood: if you're really careful, it can be doable [17:43] Alexander Groothaert: sure, but you cant get 25 dollars from any ATM [17:43] Alexander Groothaert: usually the limit is like 50 CHFs [17:43] Alexander Groothaert: so hence, you dont get any money at all [17:43] Alexander Groothaert: especially when the normal limit is 1500 USDs a day [17:44] Alexander Groothaert: luckily after being on hold for 20 minutes, the nice yet braindead bofa lady corrected the error, giggled, and then aplogized for the 'glitch' [21:27] *** Auto-response from Alexander Groothaert: today is terrible, first i get a lousy haircut, then i cant get cash cuz the bank accidentally messed with my ATM card, and now my phone just vibrated itself to the edge of my desk, where it plummeted to its death. seriously, why do I get stuck with the suicidal phone?! [16:18] Alexander Groothaert: no, its the fat one, only the presta valves fit in my rim [16:19] Alexander Groothaert: argh, what a waste of time [16:19] NicknameNoGood: your rims are crap [16:19] NicknameNoGood: i hate presta valves [16:19] Alexander Groothaert: whatever, i dont really care [16:20] Alexander Groothaert: i think the other ones are easier to use though [16:23] NicknameNoGood: yup [16:23] NicknameNoGood: and u can use any air pump at any gaz station [16:24] Alexander Groothaert: yea i know, presta is retarded [16:24] Alexander Groothaert: whoever invented the presta valves is banned from our island [16:27] NicknameNoGood: true [11:16] NicknameNoGood: ugh! [11:17] Alexander Groothaert: yep! [11:53] Alexander Groothaert: arghhhh.... [11:54] NicknameNoGood: yep! [11:54] NicknameNoGood: today is monosyllabic day [11:54] Alexander Groothaert: yep! [20:58] NicknameNoGood: SUICIDE [21:00] Alexander Groothaert: ? [21:00] Alexander Groothaert: what is? [21:01] Alexander Groothaert: dont kill yourself dude, i think ill kinda miss ya if you do [21:01] NicknameNoGood: fuck off dickhead [21:02] Alexander Groothaert: haha [21:02] NicknameNoGood: my project is driving me nuts [21:03] Alexander Groothaert: is that north or south of here? [21:05] NicknameNoGood: my nuts are north of you [21:08] NicknameNoGood: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck [21:15] Alexander Groothaert: haha, yea, i know how ya feel [21:35] NicknameNoGood: i'm such a bad debugger! always looking at the wrong place [21:39] Alexander Groothaert: i usually find them in wierd places like under the fridge or sometimes they fly around my room [21:40] NicknameNoGood: not very inspired today, huh? [21:41] Alexander Groothaert: haha, must be the relentless statistics [23:50] NicknameNoGood: good working environment [23:51] Alexander Groothaert: yea no kidding [23:51] Alexander Groothaert: jorge? exams? [23:51] NicknameNoGood: yup [23:51] Alexander Groothaert: wo...rrr...king? [23:51] NicknameNoGood: yyyyyess [15:11] Alexander Groothaert: very strange, sunrain [15:12] NicknameNoGood: my dad once said... when you dont know what to talk about, engage a conversation about weather... [15:12] NicknameNoGood: haha.... the funny part is that he was dead serious [15:14] Alexander Groothaert: yea, i need to remember that when im with girls. [15:14] Alexander Groothaert: haha [15:16] NicknameNoGood: i prefer the "nice shoes..." sentence [15:26] Alexander Groothaert: honestly, ive used neither, i usually trip, or babble, and then the girl walks away [15:27] Alexander Groothaert: i think the only time i met a girl 'randomly' (with success) was at the airport when we both got stranded in paris (thanks Air France!) [15:27] NicknameNoGood: haha [15:28] NicknameNoGood: how do u consider this one a success? [15:28] Alexander Groothaert: and thats just cuz we were both lost and then the chick at the counter ended up booking us a flight together cuz she thought we were a couple [15:28] Alexander Groothaert: i dunno, i didnt trip, and i didnt babble, and she didnt walk away [15:29] NicknameNoGood: whoa..what a success [15:29] Alexander Groothaert: and we had a good time getting lost and stuff [15:29] Alexander Groothaert: and the flight the next day was cool [15:29] Alexander Groothaert: ok fuck off [15:29] NicknameNoGood: =P [15:30] Alexander Groothaert: and we had wild crazy sex that night [15:30] Alexander Groothaert: ok fine, no, but i dreamt about it [15:30] NicknameNoGood: lol [15:31] Alexander Groothaert: she did come to my room that night, but im a big loser and didnt do anything about it [15:33] NicknameNoGood: wait a sec.. she actually was from lausanne??? [15:35] Alexander Groothaert: no no, this was before i came to school here, i was flying from brussels to miami via paris, and my flight from paris to miami got cancelled, so had to spend the night at this hotel in paris, and we were at the same hotel that night [15:35] Alexander Groothaert: she was from zagreb [15:35] Alexander Groothaert: she was gonna work on a cruise ship based in miami [15:36] NicknameNoGood: same hotel room.. holy shit ! [15:40] Alexander Groothaert: argh... that brought back my stupid moves memories, im such a loser.... [23:59] Alexander Groothaert: "believe it or not, best GPA wont get you laid" [00:00] NicknameNoGood: "and sex wont get you a job.......wait a minute" [00:05] Alexander Groothaert: ok, so the only thing worse than zapping and stopping on fuzziness, is zapping and stopping on old naked people.... [00:05] NicknameNoGood: haha [00:05] NicknameNoGood: could only happen to you [00:05] Alexander Groothaert: no no, the rule is universal [00:06] NicknameNoGood: not universal! [00:06] NicknameNoGood: it doesnt apply on our island [00:06] NicknameNoGood: from now on univeral means "everywhere but on our island" [00:07] NicknameNoGood: so.. the rule is universal [00:07] NicknameNoGood: feels good to rule [00:07] Alexander Groothaert: sounds good [00:08] NicknameNoGood: since gravity law is universal, ...... [00:08] NicknameNoGood: yeah, that's a good idea [00:08] NicknameNoGood: gravity is variable on our island [00:09] Alexander Groothaert: ok, so we need a physicist to take care of that eh? jan can do that for us. i like how we assign jobs to people.... [00:11] NicknameNoGood: yup [00:11] NicknameNoGood: nicely done [00:12] NicknameNoGood: lol [00:12] Alexander Groothaert: hey, with variable gravity, maybe ill grow a couple inches! [00:12] NicknameNoGood: we have viny to take care of that [00:13] Alexander Groothaert: true! [00:16] NicknameNoGood: we could need jorge for alcohol supply [00:16] NicknameNoGood: erm.. is there alcohol ? [00:17] Alexander Groothaert: sure! [00:17] Alexander Groothaert: jorge can be official bartender [00:18] Alexander Groothaert: there can be a bar called "JORGE'S PLACE" [00:18] Alexander Groothaert: all the bartenders are hot chicks [00:18] Alexander Groothaert: well.. ill let him take care of his bar [11:06] Alexander Groothaert: i've thought of a perfect way to make money! [11:06] NicknameNoGood: AGAIN? [11:07] Alexander Groothaert: i'm gonna become jewish [11:07] NicknameNoGood: bad idea [11:07] Alexander Groothaert: and have a bar mitzfah [11:07] NicknameNoGood: it limits the options on chix [11:07] Alexander Groothaert: dude, they get soo much money with those things [11:07] Alexander Groothaert: argh, true [11:07] Alexander Groothaert: but then i convert back again! [11:07] NicknameNoGood: people will like you [11:07] Alexander Groothaert: hahahaha [11:08] Alexander Groothaert: ok ill keep in under cover, so itll be like a low profile thing [11:08] Alexander Groothaert: ill go back to LA to do it, EVERYONE there is jewish [11:08] Alexander Groothaert: and they give so much money at bar mitzfahs, all my friends made like 30ks! [11:08] NicknameNoGood: u call that big money? [11:09] Alexander Groothaert: well instead of getting a summer job?! [11:09] Alexander Groothaert: alright man, im not mr richey rich like you [11:09] Alexander Groothaert: thats a lot of money to m [11:09] Alexander Groothaert: e [11:10] NicknameNoGood: ok [11:14] Alexander Groothaert: argh... ok 30000 is not worth it.... i forgot about the whole circumsision part...... [11:16] NicknameNoGood: that's already been done on me.......... [11:18] Alexander Groothaert: but you're not jewish [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: alright, so YOU convert to judaism, and then do a bar mitzfah, and then SHARE the money with me [11:19] Alexander Groothaert: ok forget it, im gonna go back to studing.... [11:21] NicknameNoGood: why would YOU get any money out of it?? [11:21] Alexander Groothaert: cuz i just copyrighted it, haha [11:22] Alexander Groothaert: groots idea [11:22] NicknameNoGood: so all the jews will have to pay the rights to you from now on? [11:23] Alexander Groothaert: argh.... this could spark a holy war... alright i take it back [11:24] NicknameNoGood: =) [11:24] NicknameNoGood: i like destroying your ideas... muhahah [11:26] Alexander Groothaert: haha.... shithead..... [11:27] NicknameNoGood: booboofuck cocksucker [11:29] Alexander Groothaert: maggot eater, toad licker, giraffe humper [11:30] NicknameNoGood: i cant compete [12:37] Alexander Groothaert: fuck, i want a girlfriend..... why dont girls like me..... argh..... [12:38] NicknameNoGood: i dont want a girlfriend... i want ice cream [12:43] Alexander Groothaert: yea, you can easily get that at the supermarket [12:44] NicknameNoGood: over half of the world population are girls [12:44] NicknameNoGood: =P [12:46] Alexander Groothaert: .....and not one wants to be with me..... [12:46] NicknameNoGood: you have to GET her... it's like the ice cream! it's not coming to me on its own [12:47] NicknameNoGood: girls are like ice cream.. cold... sweet... cant get enough of it.... [12:47] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha, true true [12:47] NicknameNoGood: they get sour if u dont touch them for a while [12:48] Alexander Groothaert: thats not a problem [12:48] Alexander Groothaert: i never have leftover ice cream [12:48] Alexander Groothaert: hehe [12:52] Alexander Groothaert: just need to find what flavor i like the best... [12:55] NicknameNoGood: maybe you're too picky [23:47] NicknameNoGood: no.... watch and then eat a mc farmer [23:48] NicknameNoGood: mmhhh delicious [23:48] Alexander Groothaert: have you figured out whats in that??? [23:48] Alexander Groothaert: i swear it tasted like anything and nothing [23:49] NicknameNoGood: yeah.... [23:49] Alexander Groothaert: t'was the farmer [23:49] NicknameNoGood: could have.... i dunno what human flesh tastes like [23:50] NicknameNoGood: i mean, if you actually eat it [23:50] NicknameNoGood: well eat.. . i mean bite, chew and swallow [23:50] NicknameNoGood: swallow... haha [23:51] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha, sick mind [22:25] NicknameNoGood: good thinking groot [22:25] Alexander Groothaert: GO! [22:25] Alexander Groothaert: thank you mr. hitz [22:26] NicknameNoGood: sounds like a phone operator.. were you satisfied by our service, mr hitz [22:28] Alexander Groothaert: can i offer you any of our new services... "no... no thank yo...." we offer a great new service for only 9.99.... 'um.. miss... im.. uh... no no no.... i wanna hang up now...." .....and you can use it for unlimited usage and... and..... *CLICK* [23:37] Alexander Groothaert: i think i was thinking [23:37] Alexander Groothaert: i dont think thats logical [00:27] Alexander Groothaert: i dont think my car has a ethernet jack [00:27] Alexander Groothaert: automotive wifi [00:27] NicknameNoGood: nice word dude [12:47] Alexander Groothaert: raaahhh [13:05] Alexander Groothaert: great, i wrote a mcdo friday tradition song, based on the music from cheers, and now its stuck in my head! [13:23] NicknameNoGood: LOL [13:23] NicknameNoGood: shithead [15:11] Alexander Groothaert: ...speaking of fireworks [15:11] Alexander Groothaert: i was fixing some power outlets out in the yard [15:12] Alexander Groothaert: and i forgot to cut the power [15:12] NicknameNoGood: duh [15:12] Alexander Groothaert: and i accidentally crossed wires [15:12] Alexander Groothaert: wow [15:12] Alexander Groothaert: "i saw my life flash before my eyes", hahahahaha [15:12] NicknameNoGood: kewl [15:13] NicknameNoGood: that's the kind of stuff you see on tv and think 'how can people be so stupid?' [00:19] NicknameNoGood: hhmmm.....big party upstairs [00:20] Alexander Groothaert: directly upstairs? [00:20] NicknameNoGood: yup [00:21] Alexander Groothaert: hehe, you should be a jerk and go up there and ask them to be quiet (revenge) [00:21] Alexander Groothaert: no, that would be lame [00:21] NicknameNoGood: be quiet or give me alcohol [00:21] Alexander Groothaert: good call [00:21] Alexander Groothaert: alcohol and a beautiful girl [00:22] NicknameNoGood: yeah *sigh* [00:29] Alexander Groothaert: ok so i saw this girl jessica today. like a couple years ago she really really liked me, but i didnt really like her that much [00:29] Alexander Groothaert: and today i saw her [00:29] Alexander Groothaert: and she got soooooo incredibly hot [00:29] NicknameNoGood: so suddenly she's interesting? [00:29] Alexander Groothaert: no, suddenly she has a boyfriend [00:30] Alexander Groothaert: im just saying, i still dont really like her [00:30] Alexander Groothaert: BUT [00:30] Alexander Groothaert: man, now i would have different intentions [00:30] Alexander Groothaert: hehe [00:31] NicknameNoGood: haha [00:40] Alexander Groothaert: have you seen that thing where if you buy a new beetle you get an ipod with car adapter? [00:40] NicknameNoGood: yup [00:40] NicknameNoGood: the only reason to buy a beetle [00:41] NicknameNoGood: beatle? beetle? [00:41] Alexander Groothaert: no, still isnt a reason [00:41] Alexander Groothaert: uh, beetle [00:41] NicknameNoGood: why 'the Beatles' ? [00:41] Alexander Groothaert: haha, i was just trying to figure that out... please hold... [00:41] NicknameNoGood: =D [00:43] Alexander Groothaert: dunno, beatle isnt in the dictionary, i guess they were just trying to be different [00:44] NicknameNoGood: ah [00:45] Alexander Groothaert: maybe they were trying to play with the word 'beat' [00:45] Alexander Groothaert: or maybe they knew that one day people would search the internet for them, and they didnt want there to be 100 google results of bug pages [00:47] NicknameNoGood: yeah... that would have been bugging [00:48] Alexander Groothaert: ....... [00:48] Alexander Groothaert: (ok fine, im laughing) [22:23] Alexander Groothaert: YYYAAAAAA SHE CALLLEEEEDDD!!!! [22:23] NicknameNoGood: miss slovakia? [22:23] Alexander Groothaert: yea! [22:23] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [22:23] NicknameNoGood: sweet [22:25] NicknameNoGood: sooo... meeting her again ? [22:25] Alexander Groothaert: i dunno, she talked to my answering machine [22:25] Alexander Groothaert: haha [22:25] NicknameNoGood: LOL... [22:26] NicknameNoGood: now that's hilarious [22:26] NicknameNoGood: looooser [22:26] Alexander Groothaert: haha, shuttup [22:27] Alexander Groothaert: i bet she has a boyfriend or something [22:27] Alexander Groothaert: that would be funny [22:29] NicknameNoGood: no... that would clearly be an easy excuse for you not to do anything about it [22:29] Alexander Groothaert: (i dont like this guy... he reads thoughts...) [22:29] NicknameNoGood: haha [22:38] NicknameNoGood: i can live with smelly feet [22:38] NicknameNoGood: but not smelly knees [22:38] NicknameNoGood: (it's closer to my nose!) [22:38] Alexander Groothaert: no dude, smelly helmets are the worst [22:39] NicknameNoGood: true.. and then you have those acid drops falling into your eyes right when you're hitting a jump... that's terrible [22:39] Alexander Groothaert: and gloves, cuz then everytime you scratch your nose (and this ALWAYS happens when you're wearing gloves) it reeks, and the smell wipes off onto your nose, and then its just and endless viscious cycle [22:39] NicknameNoGood: oh yeahh [22:40] Alexander Groothaert: yea, but the acid drops in the eyes have nothing to do with the helmet, that just happens from sweat on your forehead [22:42] NicknameNoGood: no no.. there IS some chemical reaction going on between forehead-sweat and helmet-foam [22:42] Alexander Groothaert: hmm... so it just intensifies the acid factor? [22:43] NicknameNoGood: somehow... yeah [22:43] Alexander Groothaert: facinating [22:43] Alexander Groothaert: haha [22:13] Alexander Groothaert: godammit, 2fast2furious isnt out at the movie theatre anymore [22:17] NicknameNoGood: eh [22:21] NicknameNoGood: i can go watch it and tell you the story [22:22] Alexander Groothaert: haha, there is no story, its just 2 hours of oh so great plotless racing and action scenes with funky lookin cars [22:23] Alexander Groothaert: story: dude drives car, crashes; dude drives car fast, wins race; dude fucks chick; dude lives happily ever after with car and chick... until... Part 3 comes out [22:26] NicknameNoGood: no shit [22:27] Alexander Groothaert: part 3: dude gets in fight with chick; dude fucks car. [22:28] NicknameNoGood: hum [01:31] NicknameNoGood: it seems that i have to buy a bmx for gaby (cousin)... so i'll have a bike ! [01:31] Alexander Groothaert: ? [01:31] Alexander Groothaert: oh yea, i get it [01:31] NicknameNoGood: i just have to handle it with "care" [01:31] Alexander Groothaert: haha, cooool [01:36] Alexander Groothaert: riiight, haha [01:36] NicknameNoGood: ? [01:38] Alexander Groothaert: uh. 'riiiight' = 'i get what you mean by 'with care'' [01:38] Alexander Groothaert: no, that made no sense [01:38] NicknameNoGood: got it [01:38] Alexander Groothaert: like if you borrowed someone's really really fast cool car, and they were like, drive carefully, and you told them 'sure'... and then while they werent looking, you took it to the limit [01:39] Alexander Groothaert: ok [01:39] Alexander Groothaert: you could've gotten it before i typed all that [01:39] NicknameNoGood: eh.... [15:46] NicknameNoGood: u got a letter from epfl, one from unil, one from police des trangers and another one [15:47] Alexander Groothaert: ok [15:47] Alexander Groothaert: argh... prolly pain in the ass crap [15:48] NicknameNoGood: pain in the ass crap.... that's hemorroids [15:49] Alexander Groothaert: hmm.... you're right... they dont come in envelopes [15:49] NicknameNoGood: nope [17:25] Alexander Groothaert: is it also yellow inside? [17:25] NicknameNoGood: yup.. [17:25] NicknameNoGood: no [17:25] NicknameNoGood: grey on one side and yellow on the other [17:26] NicknameNoGood: i think the yellow one is the actual inside side [17:26] Alexander Groothaert: haha [17:26] NicknameNoGood: do you say 'inside side' or 'in side' ? [17:26] Alexander Groothaert: i dunno, i wouldve said the same thing as you [17:26] Alexander Groothaert: with an 'uh' in between [17:27] Alexander Groothaert: "inside uh.. side" [17:27] Alexander Groothaert: haha [23:31] NicknameNoGood: "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" [23:31] NicknameNoGood: guess who said that [23:32] Alexander Groothaert: hmm...i wonder... [23:32] NicknameNoGood: or "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." [23:32] NicknameNoGood: there's a hint... [23:33] Alexander Groothaert: this is a tough one.... [23:33] NicknameNoGood: "Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!" [17:15] NicknameNoGood: prolly [17:16] NicknameNoGood: wow.. another gay word [17:16] Alexander Groothaert: no [17:16] Alexander Groothaert: argh [17:16] Alexander Groothaert: i cant talk anymore without going, "oh, thats a gay word" [17:16] Alexander Groothaert: haha [17:17] Alexander Groothaert: tingle [17:17] Alexander Groothaert: thats a gay word [17:17] NicknameNoGood: what does it mean? [17:18] Alexander Groothaert: um... [17:19] Alexander Groothaert: its like when something itches [17:19] Alexander Groothaert: but not as bad as an itch [17:19] NicknameNoGood: ok [17:19] Alexander Groothaert: kinda between an itch and a tickle [17:19] Alexander Groothaert: wow [17:19] Alexander Groothaert: another gay word [17:19] Alexander Groothaert: haha [17:19] Alexander Groothaert: tickle [17:20] NicknameNoGood: no... twinkle [17:20] NicknameNoGood: twinkees [17:20] NicknameNoGood: lol [17:20] Alexander Groothaert: hahaha [17:20] Alexander Groothaert: twinkees are very gay [17:20] Alexander Groothaert: i mean, look at the shape, and they're filled with white stuff [17:20] Alexander Groothaert: blerch... nasty [17:21] NicknameNoGood: reminds me of that movie [17:22] Alexander Groothaert: ? [17:22] Alexander Groothaert: OH [17:22] Alexander Groothaert: uh... van wilder [17:22] Alexander Groothaert: mm... i think i've had these before [17:23] NicknameNoGood: there was a guy once at the tonite show whose whole diet was .. twinkees [17:23] Alexander Groothaert: wasnt human [17:23] NicknameNoGood: not human, but gay [17:24] Alexander Groothaert: haha [17:24] Alexander Groothaert: i wonder if aliens are gay [17:24] NicknameNoGood: i wonder if animals are gay [17:24] Alexander Groothaert: yea man, like in that south park episode [17:24] Alexander Groothaert: haha [17:25] Alexander Groothaert: no seriously, i dont think there are any gay animals